a few addendums.

m was unimpressed by the houseflipping buzzwords alone and suggested that the following rules be added to the game previously outlined here.

• take a sip for every $1000 the house is overbudget;
• take a sip for every week the flipper delays his/her open house;
• take a sip for every week the house sits on the market, unsold;
• and finally, chug for the entire duration of the classic kirsten kemp death stare as captured below (seriously, how did we live before dvr?):
  

btw, i would die based on addendum #1 alone. please reference the humiliating zima story below.