someone dropped the ball.

no one told me that i should be watching design star on hgtv. as a result, i am PISSED because i missed the simultaneously best/most pitiful elimination reaction on tv (click the pic):

for some reason, i want my mommy.

how i found out my dad is not just a fiscal republican.

(on tv, judge judy is yelling about a police officer's right to protect himself)

dad_outburst: WHAT ABOUT REASONABLE CAUSE?!? YOU CAN'T JUST SEARCH WHEREVER YOU WANT! ARE YOU STUPID? THIS IS AMERICA! WE HAVE RIGHTS!

in order to defuse the situation, i had to quickly turn to the animal planet, where we all relaxed via purrfect predators. true story.

let the romance begin (!).

this voicemail reminds me of one of those giant cartoon snowballs that just get awesome-r and awesome-r as it quickly goes downhill. i've found that anyone who has to call himself a catch is indeed, a true catch (and release). background story here.



p.s. bonus points for his url! be sure to sign up for his various self-help courses like "slut finder" and "confident aura builder"

the one woman campaign for sterilization.

this is a snippet from baby borrowers, where young adults try to fathom what it's like to have a baby by... borrowing them. in this scene, the girls have to wear pregnancy suits to a baby care class. drama ensues.



private to kelly from dunwoody, ga: you need to CHECK yo-self before you WRECK yo-self. i'm pretty sure you have to concede the right to throw tantrums once you bring a BABY into the world.

update: make that two women. i couldn't find supporting youtube documentation but if you make the poor decision to watch this show, i KNOW you will agree. fo realz.

holy crap, i LOVE this show.

i humbly present the best routine of the night (read: season). it's the whole shebang from the human interest intro to the teary reaction from crazy mary. you're welcome.



summer = ciao bella + fireflies + so you think you can dance

i don't even know what to say.

l.a.'s version of the trojan horse, perhaps?

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do rock band skills count?

also, sucks to be graham.

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