family treason.

my mom was wandering around the mall while i got my nails done today. when i found her afterwards, she was carrying a dick's sporting goods bag. although she is admittedly more athletic than i (don't think that bar could really be any lower though), that was a surprise. when i went to go see what she had purchased, she whipped out these:

meanwhile, why are my parents even in town visiting? for my graduation. from DUKE.

in her defense though, she thought the initials stood for the state, not the university. also, they were a bargain basement price of $5. infer what you will from the deep discount.