life just divided itself into b.t. & a.t.

i finally got around to watching the transformers movie today. wow. i REALLY regret not seeing that in an actual theater. afterwards, it was difficult to walk around and not imagine that each car on the street could a) transform into a giant robot and b) side with either the autobots or decepticons. in case you were wondering, subaru bajas and pontiac azteks are definitely out to destroy mankind.

i am a nerd. it's ok, i learned to live with it long ago during my mighty morphin power rangers phase. like eight months ago.

also, is there an official name for crushes on giant robots? because i definitely ♥ optimus prime. maybe even more than megazord.

meet the real supreme lord of e!.

amazing. i love you, joel. insert fangirl squee here.

the times, they are a changin'.

high fives are totally like, 2000.

(source)

to the patronizing librarian my mom and i had to battle today.

also,

ugh. btw if you ever need to communicate something difficult, emotional or honest to me, you should definitely use someecards. not only is it written in my mother tongue of ill-spirited sarcasm, but it is also color coded, which helps me determine what exactly you're trying to emote.

seriously.

living the dream.

margaret cho just fulfilled my lifelong asian-american game show fantasy:

her summary of the experience is exactly how i would have described it too:

We all did celebrity Family Feud yesterday and we kicked ass! We didn't win, but we made a very respectable showing. We played against Corbin Bernsen and his family, who were very nice and good opponents. They ended up winning and going up against the American Chopper dudes who were super cool!

I was really proud of my parents because they didn't know what Family Feud was. The only thing they have that is similar in Korea was the war. They did remarkably well and my dad even razzed host Al Roker a little. It was awesome. We did just as good as any white family would have!

so in conclusion, you go girl.

they're not just glorified bathers.

ok. the most RIDONK tv show on right now is definitely groomer has it on animal planet. and honestly, that's saying something since maury is currently showing a behind the scenes exposé of underground teen sex parties featuring a correspondent named egypt.

anyway, i was introduced to this gem by what else? but the soup. btw joel mchale, my mother thanks you. learning is absolutely a lifelong pursuit.



so while i hung out with my brother and sister-in-law this weekend for the first time in months, i made us all watch episode 107 which is definitely the BEST. SHOW. EVER.

however, i think the best discovery was groomer to groomer magazine. because i now feel like i've been living under a rock all my life. prepare yourself for the best cover shoots EVER.

a perfect belated memorial day tribute:

their take on the cw's farmer takes a wife:

harry potter is this dog's bitch. so to speak.

this dog does not feel embarrassed at all. even on behalf of its owner.

this dog, on the other hand, is having an identity crisis. i mean, which pair are its real ears? also, apparently the use of blackface is still acceptable in the grooming community. it's because groomers live life on their own terms. wow.

on that cheery note, hope you had an excellent monday. even if you didn't, fear not because thursday's groomer has it mini-marathon is just around the corner.

while you were channel surfing...

...i was watching ninja warrior on g4 when this magical subtitle popped up on the screen:

g4 is definitely the weirdest channel on tv. one of the advertisements for the channel featured a top 5 foods for vomiting list, which was awarded to yogurt, in case you were wondering. personally i thought cottage cheese was the obvious choice.

anyway, i've clearly been up to A LOT during the past few days. productivity - it's a beautiful thing.