do professionals write the show descriptions on digital cable?

is that like an actual job? that i can apply for? because i think i would have a natural knack for it. and it would clearly be immensely personally rewarding.

or at least that's what i imagine the proud author of the following feels about his/her profession.

i bow to your expertise.

i was googling "beverly hills 90210 graduation speech" (don't ask) and came across this:

About Crystal | Expertise:
I have seen all 10 seasons of 90210 and have every episode on tape to locate answers. My expertise is on the first 6 seasons and the characters Brenda and Dylan, but I will attempt to answer any question pertaining to the show. Please no scene/dialogue questions because they are very time-consuming and frustrating. However, I will be happy to clarify misunderstood dialogue due to whispering and such if I'm able to. I will attempt to answer any song question from the show's original airing.

wow. on TAPE. now THAT is hardcore.

according to my aptitude test, i'd make an excellent secretary.

some insightful commentary on entry-level jobs for undergrads, courtesy of careerbuilder.com via cnn:

A degree in history (aka liberal arts) means you can be an educator, researcher, communicator or editor, information manager, advocate or even a businessperson.

Journalism majors will find successful careers in print, broadcast or radio journalism, as well as opportunities in media relations.

Nursing majors can find job opportunities in hospitals, clinics, doctor offices and other medical facilities.

good to know that the proper major/job stereotypes continue to be propagated amongst the millenials.

apparently cnn isn't the only one bungling headlines.

recent catchy attention-getters include:

• 'Baby Mama' delivers top spot at North American box office (afp)
• 'Baby Mama' Hits Box-Office Mother Lode, Locking Up 'Harold & Kumar' In Second Place (mtv)
• Bundle of cash birthed: "Baby Mama" tops box office (mlive.com)
• Oh, Baby! Tina Fey Smokes Harold and Kumar (E!)
• Women deliver 'Baby Mama' to top over 'Harold & Kumar' at box office (USA Today)
• Baby Mama delivers a number one (sheknows.com)
• A Healthy Arrival For Baby Mama (Empire Online UK)
• 'Baby' steps to top of the box office (Variety)
• Audiences adopt 'Baby Mama' as $17M box-office favorite (San Jose Mercury News)
• 'Baby Mama' Brings Funny to Full Term (ABC News)

meanwhile, the best opening sentence? definitely the following, courtesy of canada's national post:

Baby Mama had a wonderful christening over the weekend but don’t expect much of a growth spurt in the coming weeks because Iron Man’s poised to dominate every thing in its path.

TWO puns in just ONE sentence? all writers should aspire to be so... ambitious.

four times in last two days.

do you think the above describes:

1. the visits i've had to make the library to finish up my finals.
2. my excursions to the local mall.
   
3. m's trips to the new dunkin donuts/baskin robbins within walking distance.
   
4. iterations of the triumphant return of the logan echolls vampire vehicle that i've watched.

if you couldn't eliminate at least the first one from the list, then you must be new here.

i just cried over a love doll.

if you haven't seen lars and the real girl, you totally should. it just might restore your faith in people. not that it needs overhauling or anything. but you know. just in case it needs a little burnishing.



i haven't really seen much of ryan gosling since his mmc and breaker high days. he is apparently as charming in interviews as he is in the movie:



i think he turned ellen straight for about ten minutes.

i'll take the one in front, second from the left.

our general dispositions seem to be similar - intrigued, but not willing to sit up unless something totally awesome happens.

i can't stop watching this. i now want ten kittens or something of equivalent adorable furriness value.