the developers next door may be trying to kill us.

not only have they put a precious chipotle within several hundred yards of our apartment building (thank you! i will officially be the fattest beeyotch at graduation), but i just saw a sign for a new dunkin donuts/baskin robbins duo that will open for business shortly AND keep its cellulite-aggregating, blood sugar-spiking, fry daddy-loving operations going 24 HOURS A DAY.

if that wasn't enough, our building actually sits nearest to the new TGIFriday's that blasts fucking john mayer songs on its outdoor speakers all day long.

seriously, if/when they downgrade to nickelback, i'm summoning the po po.