- this is ivana's fourth wedding.
- that's a FIFTEEN FOOT TALL arch of orchids and roses.
- they had a bridal party of FIFTY people.
- he walked up the aisle to THE ROCKY THEME (in contrast, her walk to unchained melody by simon cowell's il divo is a serious downgrade).
- da trump himself was there. hopefully sporting one of his nifty macy's ties.
i was going to end with some brilliant sarcasm re: american overindulgence and make some reference to bridezillas on we!, but thankfully this is a case of international conspicuous consumption.
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