the bride of godzilla.

meet hideki matsui, a.k.a. godzilla.

meet hideki's new wife, shown here at a press conference specifically called to announce their new marriage:

things we now know about the bride of godzilla, besides the fact that she had to sit for not one, but two sketch artists:

• "the bride is a 25-year-old civilian."
• she formerly worked "in a reputable position at a highly respected company."
• according to hideki's dad: "she's nice, quiet. she's a good person."

i just feel like i really know her now, you know? meanwhile, the ny daily news thought it compelling to include:

Matsui, also known back home for his large collection of porn films, said he and his wife have been planning their wedding for a year.

seriously. here's proof.