cnn is on fire.

a list of video news stories currently available on cnn.com, in their particular order:

1. man proposes on bus
2. customize your vacation
3. jail couture
4. mama duck saves stuck ducks
5. 26-toliet mansion planned
6. the pope's golden tickets
7. "idol" on the road
8. germany's memorial train
9. new rules for travelers
10. "paving" the world
11. boy's nose blows vacation
12. exotic animal found

it started to sound legitimate around #9, but then tanked again with #11 for sure.

(inspired by cnn is like the worst "news" source. Ever. which is way cooler because it has charming illustrations to accompany each hard hitting headline.)