appropriate work attire, as interpreted by arden b.

apparently if you throw a blazer on over ANYTHING, it counts as work wear, like the jorts/jacket combo below:


also, halter tops proclaim, "i'm dressing for the job i want, not the job i have!"

...particularly when paired with booty shorts.

note that arden b never exactly articulates what kind of work you're... "performing" when wearing these to the "office."

posts like this make me feel way old. excuse me while i go antiquing and shout at the neighborhood kids for laughing too loudly.

(the proof is in the puddin')