loosely paraphrased from a (WORK) email, the reply to which i was cc-ed on yesterday:
"...it was really great to meet you at that event. i'm pissed and a little sad that they didn't serve us the food right away and instead, made us sit through the boring shit before the edible payoff. what up wit dat? my giant ass is still recovering from the numbness incurred by sitting for so long during that FREE dinner.this hereby proves that "anyhow" is the universe's greatest single transition word ever. how else could anyone POSSIBLY connect a numb butt memory trigger with a formal visit request?
anyhow, may i request the pleasure of your company during a market visit some time in the foreseeable future?"
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