trips to the dollar store just got a little better.

america is definitely hurting during the this-is(n't)-a-recession turmoil going on right now but in fabulous (!) news, dollar stores are totally going glam.

honestly, where else can you buy an MP34 player endorsed by katie holmes-cruise sporting the weirdest pseudo-asymmetrical haircut ever?

... or dreadlocks for white guys who are too lazy/yuppie/addicted to combs to grow their own? why, hello there sodapop curtis/sam seaborn/senator robert mcallister. i had no idea how heartfelt your adoration for kris kross continues to be:

and most importantly, here's how angelina manages to keep her waistline in... line.

twins-baby-weight is certainly no match for a magical hovering hula hoop made of giant legos.

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