if werewolves were tan, bulimic, addicted to meth and real.

this guy is also known as jeremy jackson, who used to be the one and only hobie buchannon:

he had to know nothing good would come from playing david hasselhoff's spawn. meanwhile, scary fact of the day? this guy is TWENTY-SEVEN. lay off the crack 'n' tanning kids!

this concludes the public service portion of this post. you're welcome.

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