dickies get an upscale makeover.

this guy looks like he could be the rare hybrid toeing the fashion meets finance line:


...but just kidding! he totally loses all credibility in both realms when you realize he's just wearing the business professional equivalent of a dickey (technically known as a business bib) over his wifebeater:

SO hawt. i guarantee that the slanket guy makes excellent use of these during his teleconferences with all of those "retailers."

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