gems from lala-land.

courtesy of us weekly:

McConaughey, 38, was seen "resting in a ditch" before "screaming in broken Spanish" to patrons at the Iguana bar in San Juan Del Sur that he'd lost one of his flip-flops, according to the report.

From Charlie Sheen: "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

also, this just in from miami animal police:

up next, the cat dumper still refuses to accept responsibility for his actions.

busy night.