so on the heels of watching local news coverage on how floyd landis' appeal has been rejected by some self-appointed sports governing body, my mom apparently only heard "lancaster county" and then turned to me, asking if i wanted to go visit mennonite country with her. in response to my subsequent question of why i would want to sacrifice precious eating/sleeping/tv watching/doing anything but visiting lancaster county time, she listed the following reasons:
- there are chickens.
- there are cows.
- there are barns.
unsurprisingly, the trip is a no-go.
(sexy amish girl/strawberry shortcake-inspired costume via spencer's. please read the costume description at the site, as it is both ludicrous and awesome.)
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