the best use of gratuitous celebrity cameos since band-aid.

in case you've been living under a youtube/late night talk show rock, it's in response to this.

meanwhile, do you actually know the lyrics to "do they know it's christmas time?" because i didn't. the verses are WAY more awesome (read: offensive and amerocentric) than i remember.

At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging
chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

(USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA)