do you know who anthony mason is?

if so, you've got a leg up on m. if not, it's time for the least athletic person in the world to educate you both:

on the other hand, did you singlehandedly kill two different automobiles on two different days via two distinct methods (flat tire and dead battery via leaving the lights on), all in the course of one week? and in light of the dead battery on the second car, did you ask a (pregnant) friend to drive over and help you jump it only to find that it had miraculously come back to life and now you look like a pathological liar who fabricates car problems to get people to hang out with you by your perfectly uncooperative car?

if not, then you've got at least two legs up on me.