this is some ingenious ruching.

(sorry gents, this post is for the ladies)

please check out the detailing on the dress below. i could buckle it into a ski jacket (if i skied)! or a high chair (if i was two)! and all the while maintaining a perfect hourglass figure.

i think it will go really well with my carabiner earrings (i know, i can't believe i know how to spell carabiner either):

and hiking boot pumps:

i know it will certainly go over well at da new club conveniently situated in the middle of duke forest.

oh snap! i swear i just saw someone totally wearing those boots (not ironically) on mtv.