reality show marathons are dangerous.

yesterday, i got sucked into my big redneck wedding. m and i then spent the rest of valentine's day embroiled in a lengthy debate as to whether the couples featured are fo realz. despite the fact that i believe jerry springer guests and the fortunate folks on cheaters are all legit, i just can't wrap my mind around the people on this show. one bride mud wrestled in an inflatable kiddie pool adjacent to the reception in her wedding dress. and then got hosed down. and then soldiered on for the remainder of the celebration.

i also never realized that camo is the next wedding craze sweeping the nation. seriously, it was prominently featured throughout the epis i watched last night, back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

and my favorite quote thus far? it's gotta be the groom who wrapped up his wedding day with something along the lines of "well, i guess it's time to go constipate our marriage."