i am a food ignoramus.

because when i saw this on the shelf and read the label aloud...
i thought of this instead:

(former dc mayor, reelected after a drug conviction)

but apparently there are other kinds out there, including this guy:

(AR congressman)

and of course these:

(are they berries? are they nuts?)

plus this label, which teaches the mathematics behind marionberries:

(apple + marionberry + tea = brambleberry?)

anyway, here are marionberries in all their naked glory:

that's right, turns out it's epicurean code for blackberry.