need to burn two minutes?

the good thing about this one is that you can leave it on all day and check as you please. so far, i've read about someone's love of potatoes, a wife bitten on the arm by her husband and national i-wish-i-was-a-pirate day.

(i'm sorry, were you looking for something substantial? you should probably move along quickly to the previous post with the two videos)

this is for the (female) j.crew shoppers who want to see what all of those final sale items look like on actual living people before laying (yet another round of) alms at the altar of the urban-prepster-yuppie empire. i beseech you to practice safe shopping since just like in church, there are no refunds/exchanges on these almsgivings either.

btw, remember when mallory of real world paris fame was featured in j.crew catalogs? no? it's just me? awesome.

finally, that reminds me - if we're really friends, you'll be equally excited about the gauntlet returning for a third season in less than two weeks. it'll be sans mallory, but with my favorite tv bitch coral, who's way more compelling anyway. refresh your memory of these k-list reality stars (including tidbits re: their incestuous love lives!) here.

you're welcome.