this is pretty good.

an insult that i, unfortunately, cannot take credit for:

...taken to calling her diamond which she takes as a compliment. Unfortunately it is referring to what a tight ass she is and how if she put a lump of coal in her ass it would turn to a diamond.

do people still tell yo momma jokes? that shit used to crack me up in MS. i still remember the one about rainbows and skittles.

btw, this is only tangentially related to the previous post.