cheesus christ.

some guy in texas was snacking on some delicious cheetos when he came across the above cheeto. after first thinking it was a dog, he turned it over and saw jesus instead. he now calls it cheesus and stores it in a velvety green box.

brotha, please.

everyone knows that if jesus was going to come back via an artificial cheesy snack, he would totally choose andy capp's hot fries.

(if you don't know what those are, clearly you have never been desperate for cheap, 100% chemically engineered food with absolutely no nutritional value during a pee break at a gas station in the hinterland of southern virginia)