March 29, 2008

a pamchenko (plot) twist.

dear abc family/abc/disney,

i am your next great ideas girl.

my qualifications: i just spent my late afternoon watching the cutting edge (i still moira & d.b.), the cutting edge 2 (same plot, just substitute rollerblading - so Xtreme! - for hockey and this time the dude gets distractingly engaged), and the cutting edge 3 (same plot, just swap gender roles so the boy is the figure skater and the girl is not only the hockey player but also the token minority - so diverse AND so efficient!).

anyway, here is just one of many pitch ideas i generated while watching cutting edge^3.

a male fashion editor has to write an advice column on how to be a dick to girls and tests his ideas on a female ad exec who coincidentally makes a bet with her male counterpart that she can win a lucrative condom account by making a guy fall in love with her. the title? how to lose a girl in 9 days. (think of the brand extensions! you have at least 8 iterations to work with as you countdown to 0; double that if you alternate between losing guys and girls)
you're welcome. i'll expect my check in the mail.

very truly yours,
c
xoxoxo

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