i want my hour back.

i woke up, rolled out of bed and turned on the tv, only to find this on:

i became super stoked because this show airs on:

ergo, due to the transitive property, if i get make me a supermodel and make me a supermodel airs on bravo, then I MUST GET BRAVO. there is a (tv) god!

but alas, it was just my dopey, sleepy, ever-hopeful self watching. because apparently, the show is also now airing on oprah's non-oprah tv channel:
which just (cruelly) aired a commercial for the above show with the tag line: ONLY ON BRAVO.

what a fucking tease.