i haven't heard "positivity" since 1994.

sometimes i can't believe that i used to watch 90210 unironically. today's epi featured:

• david silver (barely) rapping in a destitute man's version of snow (you know, of informer! blabbity bleh bleh bleh / make you boom boom down fame);
• david arquette as a keytarist in a metal band called waste management and going by the stage name diesel stone because his real name is dennis;
• a horse named shadowcaster, ridden by one dylan mckay in acid wash jeans and a wifebeater (with requisite accompanying horse-riding instrumentals);
• zero necklaces NOT on a leather cord unless worn by brandon walsh;
• the WORST stage slap and punch i've ever seen. no honestly;
• and this jacket in multiple scenes, except on an older blond woman (yes, this EXACT one):

is it incredibly narcissistic to be amused by your own jokes?

(update: holy shit! she also has the above jacket in bright, fire engine red)