if i-95 was a circle.

so wait. does this prove that bad driving is to blame for all of those fabricated traffic jams in virginia ...or not? because i'm going to get ridiculously angry and yell at someone either way.

(i was also going to make a bottleneck/fat kid in the goal/process improvement joke, but i abhored operations management SO MUCH that i now must retire to my happy place)

source.