to bill gates and nancy botwin - i wish you all the best... in hell.

i love that in attempt to remain hip and with it, the vatican has updated the seven deadly sins, including:

1. genetic engineering
   
2. polluting
3. drug dealing
4. abortion
5. causing social injustice
6. pedophilia
7. obscene wealth

but really, i only mention this because i thought the following was rather clever regarding all of those old school sins:

meanwhile, i probably punched my ticket when i didn't really ever pick up a religion. i don't suppose worshiping my dvr really counts.

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